Random Thoughts

In public bathrooms I will sometimes use the "children's urinal" in order to feel like a giant.

I've never understood why anyone would bother making a porn movie that lasts longer than ten minutes.

I often pretend that the person standing next to me in an elevator is an unwitting carrier of a deadly airborne disease unleashed by terrorists who hate our freedom. This, of course, forces me to hold my breath until the doors open.

I measured my penis with a wood ruler. The irony was lost on me.
Sometimes sex just seems like a lot of work.

There are mornings when, for no perceivable reason, I turn into a teenage girl and repeatedly change my outfit.

I floss so that my dentist will be proud of me.

These are just
my stupid thoughts.
Io devo andare..
Buona Notte. Ciao! :D
- R™